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I am in dire need of money...actually, it's more like I was just a little short on cash this week and the landlady won't get off my case about it--my day job isn't cutting it and my parents' support is irregular.
I have got to get some cash, and soon. That's why I need some folks to commission me!
The Saikyo Dojo is now accepting commissions!
Witness the deviant arts as developed by world-famous poser, Rey JJJ!
Everyone from Tetris-block-guys to friendly communists have benefitted from his awesome illustration!
Get in on the ground floor of the hottest liberal art ever devised!
Rey JJJ has won fans the world over, earning stardom not just from his skills, but from his incredible good looks and personality!
Don't pass up this chance to make orders for this superstar copycat! Act now, and receive a 50% discount on your Paypal transfer fee!
But wait! That's not all! Mention this ad when you apply and receive a Saikyo T-shirt and a pair of tree trimming shears absolutely free!*
Wear the shirt while you trim trees, and you'll be beating the many fans of Cougr off with a stick!**
Don't wait! Call to--uh--actually, just drop right on in with a comment or PM!
*This applies to the character in the picture
**No offense--purely por parody purposes
Sketches starting at $3!
Cleaner lineart starting at $8!
A somewhat decent coloring job from 14 and higher!
Now, I'm not terribly speedy at this job, and next week my day job is going to eat up a good portion of my time, but I'm definitely fair, as past customers can attest! I'll ask that when I show you a draft to see if it's going where you want it to be going, that you prepare to pay up, for when I am done! And here on deviantArt, we can negotiate a price in dA Points if necessary.
Now, I can't risk getting a huge backlog and missing a lot of moneymaking opportunities, so I'm allotting a handful of slots to people who ask. Mind you, these slots are shared between dA and FA.
Let's go...8 slots. And even if you see 8 people before you, don't be afraid to ask anyways!