Wall Razer (Keyblade)

In the search for one...ultimate...X-Blade...!

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He's all yours, Xemnas!
Oh, no, no, no! He's all yours, Xigbar!
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See also: The Hunchback of Notre Dame Tron Bomberman 64 My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ...all the rest
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Or, Author Power / Blades of Story.
Keyblade from , what can I say? I guess I could start with a little introduction to who this nobody-not-even-Xemnas-knows is. ...I don't know him, personally! But he did, at least for a while I know, a few sprite comics, one of which was Kirby's Misadventures, an obvious play on Kirby's Adventure which starred Kirby, Metaknight, King Dedede, and various Kirby foes as well as Kutter himself! Except, he was manifested in the comic as an orange Cutter Kirby with silver hat and shoes and played a role that was halfway between a god and a movie director--he was the comic's author, after all, albeit a sub of the actual actual author (and both Kutters did converse at times!). In this and related sprite comics, Kirby and co. are badmouths and very much like rowdy adolescents (not to mention they possess an intimate knowledge of various franchises from the real world)--a super-stark contrast to the playful, bouncy, naive kid you probably know Kirby to be.

Pinkie Pie? Bitmap please! The power you silly brony folk hype her up to have is infinitestimal compared to the absolute shenanigans pulled on DSP. Part of the reason she doesn't impress me as much as she does to others is 'cause I've been exposed to those kinds of conventions (and they are conventions, not powers) looong before Friendship is Magic was conceivable.
This was prevalent in Kutter's comics, especially with Kutter around (quote: "I did it! I broke the fourth wall!" "You know, saying you're the author would've had the same effect!"), hence the name of the weapon, Wall Razer, with Razer being a double pun as a blade and completely demolishing a structure.

If you're wondering about the key teeth, they're like 3D sprite-things, akin to Minecraft--although I think I originally intended for them to be full 2D. Sprite comic, rife with sprites, enlarged to show...size more than detail. Plus, you can do single-pixel eyes that way! (Not Kutter, but Rogul....)

I was a big fan! Not gonna lie! If it continued today I'd read it, but last time I checked--hell, I never got involved in the Dr Shnaps community, so I wouldn't know where to check first, but to my knowledge all the ones I followed (except Heroes Inc.) expired. Similar to how I plan to have a St. Canard based on 's works, I plan to have a Dreamland overrun by Kutter's god-modding perils.
That is my homage to the guy! I know you're not reading this, but you rock! ...maybe.

(Stats on KH2 scale)
Strength + 4
Magic + 5
Item Boost
Raid Boost

Item Boost makes Potions, Ethers, and all related items recover more HP/MP when used outside of the pause menu. Monochrome has this ability.
Raid Boost improves the performance of your raids--and I don't mean when you and your guildies storm the gates! I mean Strike Raid, Circle Raid, Spark Raid, Wind Raid, Break Raid, Fire Raid, Independence Raid, and all those.

Furthermore, Wall Razer will give you the unique option to dodge your own Strike Raid as it comes back, letting it fly almost the full distance behind you before coming back again, at which point you could sidestep it again for a second forward attack. (After that, though, you do have to catch it!) This emulates the Cutter ability from Kirby.

Practicality: Reward for beating Kutter--the orange guy, not the actual author!

Extra: As long as you're inside the computer, you can one-shot most hermaphrodites with this if you hit them in their invincible spots.

The Keyblade (C) Square-Enix;
original fun-as-hell games (C) HAL Labs / Nintendo;
special thanks to Kutter for being awesome making funny comics.
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Protip! Dissing Dr Pepper in front of Kutter is a sure-fire way to get yourself brutally murdered! (Just in case you were wondering why the Keychain is a Dr Pepper!)

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